Floating voter?
The appearance of large posters appearing in fields, across Tynedale and beyond, accompanying the local sheep has been puzzling visitors and locals alike. Closer examination reveals that posters in fact implore the sheep to vote Conservative. A cunning new Tory ploy! We all know Tory supporters vote like sheep. Just convince the sheep to vote Conservative and the supporters will follow.
The Tories are treating our area with contempt. They have just parachuted in a London-based lawyer as their candidate here. They think all voters are sheep and will elect any old Tory.
Only the Liberal Democrats can prevent this happening. A vote for Labour or one of the fringe candidates with let the Tories in again. Only the Liberal Democrats can make a REAL CHANGE in Hexham.
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